Get Ripped! Yeah RIGHT

Yo everybody ya boy Zach here and I'm here with a crazy story that you'll never believe! So it was just a normal day like every other day. Here I am surfing the web reading my sites and I come across this ad. Alright so I know what you are all thinking and I know what you are going to say. You want to know what my favorite sites are and what kind of cool stuff a dude like me is into, right?

Well you know that isn't what my story is about right now. My story is about man's struggle with getting ripped. Everybody that knows me knows that I love my time with the ladies but that a lot of them have been hating on yours truly because of a few bulges here and there. Look I know what a man is supposed to look like. I've been watching WWF (fuck that WWE shit!) since I was a kid and had a Hulk Hogan weight set and Ultimate Warrior arm tassles. I watch UFC like it is my religion and would be an awesome ultimate cage fighter if I put my mind to it. But I am a lover not a fighter and this is why I want to get ripped. I don't need to prove that I can smash dudes or some other macho stuff.

So I see this ad for get ripped in 4 weeks. If you know me you know I want to get ripped but that I don't have the time or money for a gym and we all know you can't just do this stuff without a gym so I had to know. A few of my friends had given me some advice before but they are all fat anyway and not ripped. So I click this ad, something I thought I'd never do again, but I clicked it and here I was, within 4 business days I'll have everything I need to get ripped. MONEY. BACK. GUARANTEE DUDES!

I go to Wal Mart and stock up on some of the essentials. You know the protein the CLIF bars the Powerade and I'm ready to get ripped. I wait by the mailbox and my mom thinks I'm crazy but what does she know about getting ripped? So the package finally gets here and let me tell you my friends my heart sank. It was just a book in some bubble wrap about exercises to do and no drugs or anything. I panic because I don't have time to read a book and no book will get me ripped so I log onto my hotmail and find the email. The dudes who sent me this book would have to give me a refund after I explain my situation to them. So it looks like they are from Philly the city of brotherly love. I was relieved because I knew my bros i Philly would take care of me. When I called the number though it just told me the number was disconnected.

So here I am wiser and not ripped and I can tell you that there is no way to get ripped in 4 weeks and don't click ads from sites you have to delete from your history.